you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
Is it because I queefed?
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
i walked in the apt and she was vacuuming. i asked why and she said so we could have sex on the floor. i love clean freaks.
The last thing I remember is funneling tequila out of a pink noodle.
She came to the party with six kegs and a life sized portrait of Lavar Burton. SHE WILL BE MY WIFE.
Taco Bell drive through. Chick got out of the car in front of us and threw up on the hood of my car!
Not okay.
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
I drunkenly called my ex on Skype last night and didn't talk, just smiled real big at him until I fell asleep.
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
Says the girl who left her friends to go have phone sex in the bathroom at Michael's
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
Like sometimes I’ll be hangry but for dick
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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