I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
Drunken candy land NOW. Dont fight the urge... you want to.
is it sad that i can masturbate and get my big O just from thinking about a Tiffany engagement ring?
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
my family just sang happy birthday to baby jesus. no ones even drunk yet
Dude, we're at Einstein's Bagels and the dude next to us is spreading cannabutter on his bagel.
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
I make him buy me all the extremely expensive high end Mac cosmetics I desire. Wear it then let him cum on my face. I am fucking glamorous.
I snuck out of his room and his roommate stopped me to tell me there was a condom stuck to my back
And now I'm taking a break sitting on the bathroom floor thanking god that people who eat at subway are either too classy to piss on the floor, or are still relatively sober enough to not piss on the floor before 5pm.
He tried to get me to go back to his place on the condition that he has 6 cats. I was very tempted but I said no. Hoping to go see the cats tomorrow
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
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