Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
I love how all the girls on the plan b commercial wake up alone.. Like me
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
I think thanksgiving was created so we could all be thankful that we're still alive after the night before.
I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
Buying Plan B right after a lecture on feminism. It's nice to know who I can thank for that right.
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
I KNEW IT. I HAD A FEELING. THIS IS GODS CURSE. BREAK UP WITH A SEX GOD. GET ONE OF HIS PEASANTS.
Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
New vibrator arrived today.
How was it?
Who are these wee mortals we call men?
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
He expects a blow job at the movies but won’t pay for popcorn? Does he know it’s not 2017 anymore
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