That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
Fuck appropriateness.
i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
That was the scariest sex i've ever heard....
It was the best sex i've ever had.
My grandma paid her handyman in pain killers. I now know why this is in my genes
he let me duct tape his mouth because i said it was my fetish, i really just wanted him to shut up
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
Poorly worded request for dick pic resulted in stoned beanie selfies and "lol". Miscommunication is the devil's cock block.
If you don't fuck me hard, rough, and senseless the minute we're alone in your room, I'm returning you to the boyfriend store
I want you to get off the plane and get directly into my pants
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
Not saying I'm a lesbian. Just saying that every time she walks by I wanna scissor her
I told my parents how nice the girl at the frogurt store was. I neglected to mention that I nearly lost my virginity to her via foursome.
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
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