he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
he changed my name in his contacts to "rick", so his mom wouldn't know he was texting me
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
Telling me its the beginning of school is like telling me the crown royal fairy has come back from vacation.
i just spent 10 minutes talking to the lady who works at taco bell about my romantic situation.
I dont care if your mom convinced you it should be an abstinent christmas. I did horribly on finals and i'm out of booze, so you will get over her and FUCK. ME. NOW.
You know how I've been hooking up with my ex? Well he told me he loved me and I said I was just there for sex so let's get it done. He looked sad, but he did it anyways. And life was good again.
I told him id do anything with him and he said angry pirate? So I said okay. Never seeing him again.
What's an angry pirate?
You dont want to know. If someone offers say no. Never ever do the angry pirate. Ever.
Ya I know. She's self aware though, like the terminator. Which is the best kind of crazy�
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
I might have snap chatted him. So here's what I need you to do. Find him. Abduct him. Get his phone. View the chat so he can't. Then, buy him ice cream. He deserves ice cream.
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
Sexting my TA in lecture = awesome
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