Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
i feel like the song jizz in my pants was made for him.
New rule: no balls on the kitchen counter.
why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
I will come over now to take full advantage of you in your vulnerable state.
Fine. I should warn you I just threw up in danas fish tank. Fish are dead. Livers dead. I smell and look like a dead animal. And not showering. So deal with it.
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
Wrapped in a blanket, just ate a whole party pizza. All my dreams are coming true and you don't even care.
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
I can always pull a half day at work too. My boss makes exceptions for drug use. Lol. I fucking love my job.
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
We were peeing side by side on the riverbank together and I felt like nothing brings you closer than drunken riverbank urinating so I caught her a friendship frog to wipe with since we left the tp in the canoe.
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