I want to take you away to a place of dolphin rides and hot stone massages.
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
long story short: there's a file in the master file cabinet labeled "lube".
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
I'm so tired of waking up with my bed full of deli meats.
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
For real, I've been ditched by my boyfriend twice today alone. I fucking shaved for this guy.
Somewhere out there, Gloria Steinem just started to cry.
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
Well if I can't snuggle you, I might as well snuggle a stranger's cat.
went out to hit golf balls, ended up doing splits at the bar. you're a bad influence.
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
The text I got from my boyfriend this morning: "babe, I'm not mad because I know you were drunk, but you kissed 3 guys last night and I wasn't one of them".
Randomize
