If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
Somehow me showing up to/breaking into her house only to find I was a week early for the party became a night of weed cookies and sex.
He brought a girl home so fat he called me before they got home to unlock the right side of the French doors
Fuck he won the bet
I'm figuring, since someone shoved pizza crust in my ear last night, there might be some leftover pizza.
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
When a bartender remarks "wow" on how quickly you've finished a drink... Is that good or bad?
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
Getting dome in the backseat of a friends car with Ariana Grande playing in the background was probably the most romantic part of my night
Through a complicated series of events, I wound up in the desert with a blue chick from comic-con. we lost peter. if you're alive, please come get us.
I'm just letting you know right now in advance that if I die or go to the hospital or end up in jail tonight it's because your kid sold me mushrooms.
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