he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
you have to choose: penises or morals?
She just sent me a picture of a heart. I need to stop fucking freshman...
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
i just figured out how to balance my wine bottle on my boobs so that i don't have to tip it with my hands...breathing has new meaning
I am seriously considering thanking Macallan 18 in my thesis acknowledgments.
so I was at the house for 3min to grab my bathing suit & tequila. You know, the go-to weekend combination
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
I will be naked everywhere
My roommate is downstairs drunk, smoking, and listening to a self help DVD. Please dear God don't let this be the Ghost of Christmas Future.
Can I just keep holy water in the night stand next to the vibrator?
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
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