She wanted to fuck you. You threw up on her. Congrats.
Lesson learned: don't hide your vodka in your little brothers toy box.
Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
Aren't you glad we're at the point in our relationship where I don't even ask why you're hiding in the cabinet?
today's the one month anniversary of me not giving anyone head. can you tell me you're proud
it's sad that this is a milestone
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
We decided to cut you off after you insisted on eating peanuts by the dumpster
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
he was wearing a widestriped red gingham suit jacket with complete sincerity im not surprised she beat the shit out of him
I was in a bad mood so I guilted her into giving me $100 on a weekly basis and now I feel bad but I don't know how to tell her I hustled her
Just escaped from the ER. Meet me at the bar in 20 minutes.
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