Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
Received world's greatest BJ while in a planetarium. Was seeing stars while seeing stars.
It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
You refused to come over and kept yelling that you were gonna sleep on a car
She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
Apparently Bin Ladens last act of terrorism is cock blocking me....
Its bad when you wake up with a penis drawn on your face. Its worse when you find out its traced..
Yo, I can't just ask my mom where she relocated my vibrator to, can I?
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
I asked him if we could switch positions so I could watch the Olympics... I'd say date number two is a miss
He's getting Easter eggs filled with weed or Jell-O shots for his birthday
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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