Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
I showed my boss the "She Wolf" video. He sent it to all his friends and told me to make us martinis...thanks Shakira and keep it up
I'm sick of being broke. I had vicodin and frosting for lunch.
when I sang my humps to you I meant it.
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
Guy in the room next to us in the ER is chanting "I'm jeff and I'm drunk". He's trying to get released to finish tailgating for the Iowa game that starts in 9 hours.
My prof gave me extra credit for drawing a ninja on my paper and writing "ninja will up my grade"
If making out with three guys at once at a Kesha concert while simultaneously smearing glitter all over yourself doesn't convince her you're gay, nothing will
I think I'm just going to go like every guy on tinder who has a jetski. I'm doing this for us, Summer is coming.
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
Its like a glacier coming out of my asshole.
my night went from a boring school play to hotboxing a car with 3 criminals
You know that panicky moment when you go home with a guy and realize you’ve been there before?!? HAPPENING RIGHT NOW!!!
Turns out I banged his son a few months ago but the kids back at college so I don’t have to worry about him walking in while Dad has me bent over the couch
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