I'm pretty sure if an eight year old calls you a whore.. it's true. just saying.
I love seeing you outside of a bar. It's like seeing a dog walk on its hind legs
Just found my mom passed out in my bed holding a bag of wine. Not sure if I'm ashamed or proud.
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
Which is worse rug burn on your nipples or laying there after wondering how long you have to cuddle before you can sneak away?
It's like even though I'm not in college anymore my body still knows it's September and is putting itself into competitive binge drinking mode.
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
I just forgot I was standing up.
You have GOT to stop kicking in his kitchen door. Just wait for him to open it next time.
I'm really busy with my period
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