Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
you know you should just kill yourself when you are helping your 16 year-old sister get ready for a date and you're going out to dinner with you parents..
i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
i will replace your cream cheese. there's enough for breakfast. you are my friend. i had guests we wanted bagels so bad im sorry. i left you notes. i love you. you have enough for a bagel or two and i will get you more. you are so pretty.
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
He ran into the surf holding up a cigarette yelling "let the Olympic games begin!" So no, no vodka left.
Well get back to your date and give him the ceremonial 1am handy and text me when your done.
someday i'll meet a woman who will love me for my marvelous breasts and ignore my many character faults.
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
I crawled to the bathroom this morning there were cornpops scattered on the floor? What was I doing last night?
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