My Dad named our wireless network after my dead grandma. I refuse to look up porn on my dead grandma...
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
someone just broke into my class and invited everyone to the bar ...now we're filling out a police report. awesome.
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
Chasing bourbon with pepto... Dedication.
Two penises later: I might be straighter than I think.
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
I've blown him while he hit my bong, I've blown him while he played video games and now I'm looking for a new challenge. Don't even try suggesting a blumpkin.
Post-sex nachos deserve a song.
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
Right now Tom has the 2nd floor office bathroom under siege. He shit/clogged one toilet, and he's throwing up in the sink.
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
He has no idea he's waking up in slut palace tomorrow morning
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
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