She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
god please explain to me why there's blood underneath my fingernails AND toenails?!?!
Dude To be completely honest I don't think you want me to.
I like to think that tonight was Jesus punishing James Cameron for his role in popularizing "My Heart Will Go On."
I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
After we fucked, her eye wouldn't stopped twitching and she could only move her hand, which she used to put her number in my phone
she made out with a stripper. how was scrabble night with your girlfriend
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
Awkward drunk fist bump with the boss. Not sure if tomorrow will be weird or wonderful.
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
I'm glad he doesn't have a bigger dick because he'd just use it for evil anyway
I got wing sauce on the baby and licked it off. If you were wondering how I'm doing.
I have post one night stand depression
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