no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
We're facebook friends in real life
I realize that when i start making 24-themed music videos in my head to the song 'love is a battlefield' that i really need to get out more
how drunk was i? i pretended i was getting a blowjob from a fuckin dolphin in front of my dad. thats how drunk i was.
I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
I'm sorry I kept calling last night when you wouldn't pick up. I'm REALLY sorry I sang "You Oughta Know" on more than 4 voice mails.
I SWALLOWED her nuva ring. Please tell me how your night could have been worse.
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
Casually blacked out last night and apparently told him he couldn't come back to bed until he got me Taco Bell.
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
Randomize
