Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
So I finally got the Patron washed off my boobs.
The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
Apparently I was pointing at birds and yelling "YOU USED TO BE A DINOSAUR!!!"
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
I feel like the fact that I slept with someone who dresses up like Batman a few times will never be lived down.
Just lectured your brother about using condoms when hooking up with girls he meets online. I should be a fucking life coach
once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
Drunk you decided to patrol campus as the Arrow and tell random bystanders "YOU HAVE FAILED THIS CAMPUS." Campus P.D. did not join your crusade.
That explains the nerd bow & arrow...
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
I'm giving drunk me full control of my body for the next few days. Please don't let me die.
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