ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
you were convinced campus grass and foliage would give you your daily serving of vegetables to balance out the amount of alcohol you drank.
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
He tried to bang a 300 pounder last night. No joke. I shotgunned a tall boy in a bar cuz the bartender didn't crack the beer. Cant wait till Nashville.
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
I don't mean to complain but you could have done a better job of keeping me alive last night
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
Wake up. Finish House of Cards. Put on pants.
Accurate.
We can get drunk and battle coyotes
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
Is 10AM too early for pizza and Dr. Pepper?
Only if 5PM is too early to be drunk. And when has that ever stopped us?
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