In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
He skyped me to learn how to roll a joint and for us to masturbate together. And you said a long distance relationship wouldn't work.
I tried to get you a girl. They want us to cook breakfast though
Lolll I'll be sleeping
I'm practically buying you a 1 way ticket to pound town.
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
Stop inviting me to your birth control calender reminders...my job is to test its effectiveness, not know its schedule
Lmao sorry
Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
You told me that you were mad me because I wouldn't let you 'explore my castle'. Then you said I smelled like a hospital and passed out.
I just bought emergency deodorant at Dominick's and put it on in front of a homeless man while waiting for the bus. He laughed and said 'girl, you a mess'. This is my life.
I just want to smoke this blunt and eat pizza rolls while watching The Price Is Right with you.
Your vagina felt like having sex with thanksgiving mashed potatoes. The best kind of mashed potatoes
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
Snorted a dorito chip for 1$. Cross that off the bucket list.
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