Writing my paper on freud at bar
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Going up to girls and asking if they were anal explosive or anal retentive as children
Smooth
i'm going to be one of those im-wearing-a-shirt-as-a-dress girls today. dont make fun of me, i need laid
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
There's never a time that i stay at this apartment that when i wake up in the morning and sit outside to smoke a cigarette that i don't feel ashamed of myself.
we're stoned watching those roller coaster simulators w our hands up screaming on our couch
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
Just ran into a client at a sex shop. The meeting tomorrow is going to be really awkward as we both try not to picture each other using vibrators or role play costumes.
You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
SCUSE ME I KNOW YOU DIDNT DO THAT MUCH COKE IN 10 MINUTES
I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
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