I'm at the store buying plan b and vodka
the cocktail of hope
Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
Our phone convo was getting intense. Then I heard her say "quiet mommy is trying to have phone sex"
She opened a beer bottle with her armpit and then gave me a cigarette from the waistband of her underwear. I dont know if I want to be her or marry her.
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
Bren left me with a lovely parting gift. Newfouund alcoholism. I'm on the kitchen floor, hugging a bottle of vodka. It's my only friend now.
What can I say? When alcohol is my motivation, I can move mountains.
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
in other news, i feel like i just shat out all my sins.
If you got me high enough to laugh at a ceiling fan until I shat my pants you should at least have the decency to buy me another pair
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
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