Note to self: soco dudes get amusinly uncomfotable when I moan at the urinal.
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
The fact that its 10am on a gameday and I have yet to shotgun is absurd
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
He said i looked like a shooting star sprawled out on the floor while i puked and i kept blaming "senor cuervo" for doing me dirty.
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
Dad's already had 6 Zionist conspiracy rants and moms trying to detect any "dark energies" in my soul. You have 4 days before you return to this shit: ENJOY THEM
I ate vegetarian today, so I deserve a beer.That's my justification.
It's like you're the voice of my soul.
things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
Ok, now help me add to my topless picture collection, i'm going to make myself a calendar
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
Will you be doing the frenzied booty dance of passionate ownage on my penis tonight
Preface: Im drunk. But i think id make a good assasin. That is all.
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