Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
Just lifeguarded a kid's party hungover so I could afford to go out drinking tonight. Circle of life shit goin on here.
It's like if you got one of your titties chopped off...think of how much one would miss the other...that's how I feel when we're apart. A tit with no twin.
Sadly him cutting me out of the duct tape dress was NOT the most awkward part of the night. It was a littleeee moist under there.....
Cant wait to drunkenly tell by kids that i banged their aunt katie in a weird threesome
He's thawing a cheesecake on his stomach. We're that high.
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
I have drunkenly angered a family of raccoons. Please send help immediately.
Wanna bang and Pregame work? I know you're the manager just promise to not fire me
if he becomes president of the united states, I will tell EVERYONE that i took his virginity.
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
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