Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
Well, if your day started with strippers, then we're tied. Otheriwse, I'm winning.
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
i just shit on the floor of my room. my roommate was in the bathroom, my choices were limited.
Do you need a place to sleep? Cause I fucked in the guestroom a few weeks ago and never washed the sheets. But if you don't care neither do I.
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
Why did you send me 12 pictures in a row of your expressionless face at 2:30 am?
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
I'm pretty sure I said "this might be the last time I'm in here" but then I took his pants off so that's a mixed message
Btw I don't have words to express my appreciation at how many times you've had to be on a dirty bar bathroom floor for me in the past two weeks
And now you understand the importance of Saturday naps.
Because you stay up all night having sex and eating sushi?
There comes a point, as I lay on the floor of the work disabled toilets contemplating catching 10 minutes sleep between chunders, that I wonder if its really worth it
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
this is the second day the intern has gotten me coffee. he either wants to bang me or thinks I'm more important than I am.
either way he's in for disappointment
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