I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
the EMT asked how you broke your nose and you said, "you know, the usual wear and tear."
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
When he grabbed my tits it felt like he was either giving me a mammogram or trying to pierce my nipples with his fingers.
This baby is an asshole
There is a dude in a thong with a Nerf axe having battles in the street. Welcome to Portland
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
It's always appealing to be able to say to someone "I banged your mom"
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
Don't take a pillow from my bed. You don't know which ones of them my vagina has been on
i don't know what it is about you being around kids that makes me want to screw your brains out
That is the creepiest and also the sexist thing you've ever said
i think it's like a sexual celebration of not having kids
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