fuck, i think i'm broken. Alchyhol air mattress = the suck.
i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
I wish i could sleep and get drunk at the same time...those are my 2 biggest needs right now
I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
High enough to ask the woman at best buy if she ever feels like she's swimming. and telling the man outside that he smells like happy juice.
If making out with three guys at once at a Kesha concert while simultaneously smearing glitter all over yourself doesn't convince her you're gay, nothing will
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
Wakes up in a cold sweat at 3am, 136 unread messages and the preview on the notification is "I JUST GOT TO THE INCEST PART"
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