I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
I'm hoping you can explain why I woke up with what I believe is pumpkin pie all over my body
he walked out as i was licking snow off of his car...
why is it ever time u get laid i end up having to clean something twice? you have no idea how hard it is to wash smugged ass cheeks off the counter
there not mine if that helps
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
Sex-sore abs and my workout pants have gravel stains on the knees. It's like the workout of shame.
Well, I have a text in my phone that just says "Scrumtrelescent" from a girl I have in here as "Cheesy Tits", so you figure out how my night was going.
Apparently drunk me thought it was a good idea to buy $100 worth of band aids and stick them all over everything in the apartment.
fries before guys. food before dudes. shakes before dates. chips before dicks. lemon bars before football stars. macaroni before screwin' tony. what i'm saying is please come to ladies' night
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
I woke up on the floor with 2 cartons of cigarettes, a box of chocolate bars, and a business card for a man named Larry. Don't remember him, but if the Rols on his card is his, I might throw him a mouth party...
I think I just shit out all my problems.
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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