And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
I'm naming my child veloci raptor. And you can be a part of its life if you want. But that's its name. Cause i have the vagina.
Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"
just woke up to overhearing her on the phone saying "yeah we fucked last night, that makes 42." should i get tested?
well i fucked her too, so yes.
Hypothetical question: If I threw up in the dishwasher do I clean it up or just turn it on? :(
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
there's nothing weirder than waking up to your mom eating breakfast on the couch that you fucked her coworker on last night.
I'm so sexually frustrated I feel like I'm going to kill my turtle
Had to take him to the ER for not only alcohol poisoning but for stepping on a firecracker. Happy 4th holy fuck
So you're not gonna be in town tonight?! Your dick was the light at the end of my academic tunnel!
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
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