She told me she only masterbates to Kenny Rogers songs.
OMG. What did u say?
I told her I did too.
i don't remember her name, but i don't need it unless we decide to hook up again. but even then, i can get away with not knowing it for a while. it's not like we have actual conversations.
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
Down at cameli's and some homeless dude just pulled out a taser. Awesome.
Housekeeping just called to see if we were okay bc they came in the room earlier and we didn't move.
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
Last time Jon threw a party I woke up on my porch, no shirt but 4 bras on, and "make better life choices" written on my stomach in sharpie
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
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