Dude, no joke... I lost my wedding ring in some skank last night
He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
Dude a guy just showed up with alcohol and a bag of double cheese burgers. I think I found my future husband.
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
Just realized that St. Patty's is on a Saturday this year in case you were interested in coming to New York and redefining bender with me.
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
I feel like I just want to take a shot of jack, have sex, and shoot myself in the face. In that order exactly.
Dude. That Grinch had his priorities right when he was worried that there might be a cash bar at that town celebration.
You know you're doing college wrong when you have to bail your RA out of jail
he never texted me back from last night. i think brining out the suction cup dildo was a mistake
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
I ended up snorting coke while wearing a Bavarian dress and I feel like I need to reevaluate my life
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
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