I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
She just tried to snort granola up her nose but its ok she's not bleeding.
Just took last nights make up off with a sock. That hungover.
Even when you're down just know that I will always be the one to pour alcohol into your asshole when you're on probation
Someone with the Instagram name "hymenbreaker" just liked a photo of me and my grandma. I feel ashamed.
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
I hid a TracFone in her bra. We'll find her tomorrow.
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
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