my dad just told me that a lesbian kissed my mom at a bar last year
Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
The best was having to tell my 16y/o cuz and her bf that we could see him fingering her in the inner tube. Lucky for them, I'm the cool cousin... and was river-level fuckedup.
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
Did i mention i'm like the equivilent of a prepubescent boy suffering from preejaculacy? I just about creamed my pants when he grabbed my hand..
I'm sure me singing - rather loudly - "fuck me in the back seat" last night didn't help either.
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
I feel as though I look like a mom with a substance abuse problem
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
This is the best 30th birthday ever. In a Motel 6 drinking a shower beer and sending slow-mo dick helicopter videos to you.
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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