Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
Jon and Kate. Drink everytime we see tears. Drink twice if a child cries. Finish your bev if you cry.
I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
He just said he wasn't going to drink on Saturday because he was drinking on Thursday and Friday...we need new friends.
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
I have a friend that keeps saying he wants to go bear hunting. Thought I would say just walk down church street at night. What intersection is it?
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
Did we almost burn down the bar last night? I guess flaming shots were a bad idea.
Get in your clown car, pick up everyone you know, and head to the park. drunk Sledding grand prix tonight. winner takes home the leftover beer
he's a firefighter. like being a firefighter screams MY DICK IS HUGE SO I'M NOT AFRAID TO DIE IN THIS FIRE.
it was just another one of those moments where you unfriendzone a friend you assumed to be gay
It's not your birthday unless mom picks you up at the bar
I know I say this every year but 2015 will be the year I finally have sex with David's sister
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
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