Call me Kermit cause I'm about to go piggin
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
Is it wrong in Austin to talk to the homeless while I feed a bird my chips??
He's asking if he can send a dick pic. How do I politely decline that?
That point of drunk where you're in a bar bathroom and you're like "F*ck you bra! I'm not taking your sh*t anymore! and you take it off and throw it in a trashcan.
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
After getting rejected by him, I got a strangely pleasant dick pic from an unknown number with the caption: "I hope this gets you through the night ;)" It's like the Cock-Gods were shining down upon me.
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
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