You work out of a Hotel?
Oh. My. God. Best non-relationship, he-might-be-cheating-on-his-boyfriend-but-I-can't-tell-because-of-the-language-barrier sex EVER!
you washed your face with toilet water last night.. i tried to stop you but you wouldn't have it.
he told us the story of how he fought ketchup, mustard, and thomas the train engine all in one night. if that doesn't sound like an acid trip i dont know what does.
I pulled out and her Nuva ring was around my dick... It was like I won a carnival game for adults... I asked her where my big stuffed bear was
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
my phone calendar just alerted me that it's "weed time" in 15 minutes. do not remember setting that alert last night...
Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
He sent me a picture of a gas station condom and said "we probably shouldn't use this but if I was to impregnate someone on accident I'd want it to be you"
You know i love you, but i just cannot fuck you until your eyebrow grows back. It's too hard not to laugh.
Next guy I fuck must be a cowboy
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