What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
these 2 russian guys walked past me and i got freaked out because i thought call of duty got real
Pretty sure God shed a tear when I put 15 singles in the collection plate.
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
This morning I found four opened yet full beers on my desk and my towel rack pulled off the wall and in bed with me
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
At least I know that however bad my life gets and how low I can feel I'll never feel shitting in a red robin parking lot low
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
It makes me so happy that my local liquor store has a black lab that is there every day. Really tho - it makes the higher prices excusable.
last night i was way too drunk and i was forcing people to let me tell them about mammals
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
to be fair i didnt know she wanted to sleep with me
WHY THE FUCK ELSE WOULD SHE DRAG A STRAIGT MAN INTO A VICTORIA'S SECRET CHANGEROOM GODDAMMIT
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