He could be your dad!
We discussed that right before he asked for my number
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
I no longer question where these bruises come from... between the strip pole in the living room, the slipnslide in the hallway and our constant level of intoxication I will always be bruised...
He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
I ended up taking shots of whiskey and chasing them with potato wedges, I have never felt more Irish
OH MY GOD MY GRANDMA JUST SHOWED ME HER BOOB OH. MY. GOD.
Some guy dressed like Santa just handed me a bottle of tequila. I NEVER WANT TO LEAVE CANCUN
Remember that time i gave you head on MY birthday and you made me stop so you could watch the rhino part in 300
I asked if I could borrow some condoms. She referred to herself as "a soup kitchen for whores".
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
He facetimed with his son when he was still inside of me. If that's not a dedicated dad I don't know what is
I may forget my underwear, but you can count on me for drugs and plan b
In hindsight I shouldn't have been blasting Antichrist Superstar if I didn't want to seem suspicious driving up to a Catholic church
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