I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
Dude stop singing. Your life is not an episode of fucking glee
It's a line of coke at 10 a.m. kind of Saturday. Don't be a pussy about life.
We left the bar, went to a sex shop, bought penis shotglasses, went back to the bar and insisted that the bartender used them.
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
I'm using my ex boyfriends dog to find a guy at the park I could see fuck buddy potential in. I'm the queen of irony.
The entire time I'm blowing him she's in the back seat lecturing me on the reasons why you're not suppose to do that while they're driving...
You were in subway at 3am showing everyone your tan lines
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
She's in the hospital because she tried to steal a toilet seat from an outhouse and fell off the bank. We're gonna hang the toilet seat by the pool.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
I just finished packing for spring break, took me 4 minutes. To be fair though I only put my trunks, a pair of underwear, and 50 condoms in my bag.
I just sent my ex off to a party, threw a condom at him, and told him to make good choices.
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
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