Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
when I woke up the last searched thing on my phone was "how to make a fireproof dress" I need to stop drinking.
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
I just took went to the bathroom and it smelt like blue curococo... I didn't flush yet so head on up if you wanna know what a good night smells like.
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
if you just come over, i will entertain you
arguing about the color of your bong does not count as entertainment
Medically YOU CAN'T BE AN ALCOHOLIC TILL 25!!!!! WE GET 3 BONUS YEARS!!!!
BTW, you ever shave a dick into my dog, I'll cut you. I'll laugh first, but then I'll cut you
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
what are you going as for halloween?
drunk, naked, & emotionally unstable
Paige is home safe.
Actually, she's here now, punching me in the face. You should've kept her keys.
UGH FUCK THIS TRAFFIC I WANNA SUCK A DICK
My moral compass kept pointing to his penis.
You better have a raging boner when I get to your house and it better be worth missing work in the morning.
Last night when we were having sex he put the condom on backwards the first time. While he was putting the second one on I blew up the first one, made it into a balloon and hit him in the head with it. I think we're over the honeymoon stage.
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