i woke up with socks on this morning
so?
i didnt wear socks last night
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
yeah, it's no longer just 'day drinking' when it's 5pm and you're knocking over fruit displays at fresh market
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
Our cab driver looks like Kim Jong il, and you're missing a fascinating conversation about Katie wanting to be carbon dated.
I just came so hard there were tears. Actual tears.
im at work. we just had a random 14-year-old amish girl come in and gift us with cinnamon rolls as thanks for letting her use the bathroom. i dont even know.
Breathalizer & tazer party did not go as casually as expected.
Nothing like hearing "I found your pinky nail" before you even noticed it was missing.
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
I like making it seem like it's at least a little bit difficult to hook up with me
He was like, I wanna take it slow. I took off my bra And I was like, either we have sex now or you get out.
It's National Whipped Cream Day, prep those nips
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