sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
She bit a glass in half.
When I sent you a text telling you to splash water on your face, you texted me back with 'Iwehre N qyull.'
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
It was a deal breaker when she told me not to wear a condom and god would decide if we were meant to be together.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
Who invented hangovers? And why did I make out with him and eat an entire can of chilli mixed with hot fries while screaming "YOU ONLY GRADUATE ONCE" last night?
Other than my penis smelling like an ashtray, it went really well.
I snapchatted his face mid sex. Needless to say, I don't think I'll ever see him again.
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
I was writing 'DISTRACTION' across my chest in Sharpie when my boob fell out. Right on camera.
If he has a beard, chances are, that’s an open invitation to sit on his face
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