Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
i was high and broke so i stole a roast chicken and a 40 inch sheet cake from wegmans and ate in a bathroom stall.
i swear i just saw perry the platypus. the fuck dude. i shouldnt even know who that is
I'm hiding behind a bush in mens clothing next to a ducks crossing sign. There are joggers. Please hurry.
and he should realize what an amazing ex i am for encouraging my best friend to hook up with him
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
I just swallowed confetti and motor-boated some guys beard...#happy2015
I'm glad he doesn't have a bigger dick because he'd just use it for evil anyway
I know you like got hit by a car but do you want to come to my birthday pardi
Do you think in an oreo forest they would have rivers of milk?
I should probably apologize for licking you last night since you drove me home, but I stand by my decision
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