Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
he proceeded to punch 3 mailboxes in a row and when i asked him why, he said "because they were talking shit"... i need a new boyfriend. and a new life.
he showed up at my house with a hand-stiched sweater that said "girlfriend?"
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
It's take your daughter to work day... I really shouldn't be here right now
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
I woke up this morning with a tampon in my nose and food EVERYWHERE...
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
Thank you, my gorgeous heroine, for being such a total life-saver by giving me rides, forcing me to eat, providing porous absorbant surfaces to bleed on, and everything else you do <3
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
Guess who won a basket of sex toys in front of his parents, aunts, uncles, sister, and cousin...
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