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(734): View more from Michigan

I have a new suitor he got my # last nite... I was to tipsy to function! What was I thinking!! It's like u when u first met me

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(902): View more from Pr Edwrd Is, Nva Sctia

I just cut my nipple shaving

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(902): View more from Pr Edwrd Is, Nva Sctia

Take one last look at my face, because I'm drinking it off tonight.

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(978): View more from Massachusetts

So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.

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(914): View more from New York

Facebook stalking a girl from Germany is harder then you think.you have to copy and paste all this shit into freetranslations.com then try and piece together an awkward sentence. If only I could put this energy into something productive.

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(925): View more from California

you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left

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(516): View more from New York

Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.

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(503): View more from Oregon

That's always how I imagine things at your apartment...

(541): View more from Oregon

Good, I'm glad you don't have some weird, skewed, clothed version of reality over here.

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(704): View more from North Carolina

i'm currently watching a guy eat a bunch of cacti and i have lost all faith in humanity

(908): View more from New Jersey

**cactuseses

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