from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
I'm picking out a half way decent top so if I get arrested I'll have a respectable mug shot photo. Always be prepared.
We were sitting in my backseat and he just kept biting me and telling me we weren't at the zoo...
He was trying to hotbox the banana suit. Of course we traded him for vodka.
I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
See, this is why we give you shit. Ashley gets her car cleaned out, I get multiple enchiladas made, and you get cum in your eye.
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
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