my mom just found my bong and asked what it was. I told her it was a hookah
and she bought it?!?
yeah...but her friends at work told her hookah was fun and now she wants to smoke it with me...im thinkin yes
Just got mistaken for a cardboard cutout ad in line at Taco Bell. New low?
last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
My grandma just told me that she sharted, no I am not having fun in El Paso.
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
Yea... you were given too many get out of jail free cards. God just gave up on you having a healthy and happy vagina.
I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
I woke up snuggling a bottle of water while Hercules played on Netflix. Whiskey Wednesdays
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
Go to a building you've never been before and take a shit. It's marvelous
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
I ask him how he's going, like life and stuff, and he responds "20-0 pats"
we're so committed to being not committed
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
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