i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
If your wondering where your blanket is, I put it on the 2 guys you brought home last night. Their still sleeping outside on the trampoline.
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
I think I just used lyrics from the Sister Sister theme song to let a guy down easy...
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
My radar detector detects ice cream trucks. I think it was made for stoners
Remember last time I drank with my mom? I asked if I got my dick sucking abilities from her.
Next time, dont ever let me talk to a guy drunk, especially if I have class with him the next day
Who do you have class with??
The guy that pulled down his pants in the middle of the dance floor to show me his tattoo
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
And don't worry, I have a great track record of rallying after a casual midday blackout.
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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