And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
fuck, i think i'm broken. Alchyhol air mattress = the suck.
Flirting with the rich sleazy owner of the club: 1 way ticket to free sushi, drinks, and VIP passes. FUck! im better with older men than i am with babies and dogs
I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
I tried to get you a girl. They want us to cook breakfast though
Lolll I'll be sleeping
I'm practically buying you a 1 way ticket to pound town.
No, the responsible one does not yell out "lets go to iHop" at 5 in the morning to a bunch of drunk people with munchies.
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
His grandma held his dogs so they wouldn't follow me out the door. It was like a whole new level added to my walk of shame.
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
I'm too pretty to go to jail. Especially in Louisiana.
dude, i told you to rally, so you sprinted upstairs, knocked some girl down, and without missing a beat said, "not now bitch, im in the fucking zone" and took off
Great... now even my dreams are making fun of me
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