what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
mom came into my room and asked to borrow some condoms. We have gotten to the point where it's not awkward anymore.
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
A horseman, i repeat, a man on a horse downtown just told me i was gorgeous and my friends were not. Not drunk enough.
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
The feeling are messing with the penis
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
reason #1 why i should never live alone: i haven't put pants on since she left 26 hours ago. and ive made spaghetti 3 times.
I was in a bad mood so I guilted her into giving me $100 on a weekly basis and now I feel bad but I don't know how to tell her I hustled her
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
I'm at this party and a blind kid just walked in and asked "where is the fucking pong table"
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